Wanted to do this meme for awhile now : D I started it yesterday and finished it today! Basically wanted to play LoL today, but sadly EUW servers don't want to work, apparently it's not only me, but it's weird :T
Lemme explain my choices now : D
First champion: When I first started to play LoL two years ago, Miss Fortune was in the free champ week rotation, and I really liked her, even though I didn't even know how to play LoL properly or even how to build her xD I was always starting with no items, then buying a Rabadon, then a Trinity XD pro AP MF! I even bought her a skin back then, her secret agent one, which means her sluttiest and less pretty skin ever /boom/ I still play her though :3
Current favorite: Thresh! Bought him some weeks ago, and I don't regret it, he's an AMAZING AD carry and support : D also, his VOICE ; sexiest voice ever... well second sexiest voice, after Brand's, hehehe °3°
Favorite kind: When I started playing rankeds, I never knew which role to pick ; so I was always left with doing the support. That's how I learnt the role and this is my main one now! My best-played supports are Janna, Leona and Sona. I also play AD carry and solo top quite nice, but I'm not playing offensive enough ;-;
Favorite lane partner: Teemo all the way! <3 as a support, I love laning with a very offensive champion who can poke the ennemy easily, well: Teemo is perfect for that : D I can't understand people who hates him, he's the cuteste little Yordle ever D':
Favorite skin: VANDAL BRAND *3* Brand is, by far, my favorite champion and also the sexiest, and most badass villain of the whole game, and his vandal skin just fits him so well that little ghost rider styled jacket, ashfgfhgdhfh
Latest champion: I first bought Elise when she aired last october, but I refunded her to buy Rengar. I had enough IP this week to buy her again! She's an awesome support, and a very good jungler.
Target of RAGE: Well... I can't bear Lissandra for many reasons XD I heard she did bad things to Brand so this is the main fucking reason D:< she's also really annoying and I hate her ultimate, goddamn free Zhonya -.- plus I don't want her to succeed and become the queen of Freljord, that's Ashe role, she's a true leader D:> and last but not least... AIRPLANE HELMET! VROOOM! TO FRELJORD!
You'll never play...: I never played Renekton; with Rumble and Viktor, he's the only champion I haven't tested yet. He looks so hard to play! I'll probably play him one day, but not yet...
Rarely seen...: Well, I've seen every champions at least one time, but Poppy is one of the rarest ever! I can't understand why; she's OP and doesn't even need items to one-shot an ennemy D:
Fugliest skin: Dragonslayer Vayne D8 goddamn, this skin is horrible x-x how does she manage to see anything through this horrible dragon-head-mask-thingy? Poor Vayne, you look like a badly done cosplay of Shyvana!
Comment time! 8D Totally out of order. Breaking the meta, much? ;D
Renekton is super easy. Just like anyone else, it's all about knowing when to use his abilities. You wouldn't have any trouble at all.
Sexiest voice? Listen to the new Nasus voice. JS. Plus he has the best abs in the game.
Hate aristocrat Vayne. Sorreh. TBH I think Vayne is just generally pretty ugly. #Nolove
People hate on teemo because he's a pretty darn easy champ to play and you don't have to do much of anything. Plus he KSes everyone. I'm a good teemo.
I swear Miss Fortune is everyone's first adc. It's because she's hot or something.. Bad adcs make me cry inside. But not outside. I just go make a sandwich or something.
If you're into poke-heavy laning partners...play with a Nidalee. Omg. So much fun. (Especially when she starts dancing... ;3 )
Best skin? Kitty Cat Katarina. Hands down. I actually wasn't much a fan of vandal brand. But to each their own.
I can't believe you refunded elise, especially since you bought her again. D'oh. Rengar, though.<3
Don't hate on Lisa just because she wrecks brand. ;D Although she has a surprisingly short range.
WHY NO ONE PLAYS POPPY: She's not cool. You just don't feel epic in buying her or even looking at her art. It's like playing a real smurf. Nothing epic at all. Yes, she's quite OP, and the best turret diver in the game. But....just not interesting as a character.
Thresh...yep. Thresh and Blitz. Buys you never regret.
I don't know where a item build calculator is but I'll post it here:
Starting Items: Boots of Speed 4 Health Potions
First Recall: Philosopher's Stone (Helps with income due to Poppy's low end farming) Sheen
Core Items: Berserker's Greaves Trinity Force (Once you get this, prepare to start hurting people) Statik Shiv (Helps with farm and team fights)
End Game: Furor Enchantment The Bloodthirster Randuin's Omen (Your CC) Infinity Edge
Ability Priority (#1 is highest and should be maxed first)
#1: (R) You have the ability to be immune to everything (EVEN TOWERS) except your target for 6 seconds. Truly the best ult I've ever had. #2: (Q) Your heaviest spam button (The Homerun Swing, I call it) #3: (W) Makes you faster and have more atk dmg #4: (E) ALWAYS try and slam your target into the environment (It does extra dmg if you do) and use it to push targets away from their turrets
I had a PVP game where I had built the whole set and could take half of an opponent's health with just using the 'Q'.